cassbuttstiel:

An accurate representation of tumblr right now

paulson-addicted:

American Horror Story Freak Show - Main Titles

hiddlesisanerd:

a-beautifully-hiddled-disaster:

antyc67:

legion567:

Tom’s many blue moods.

!!!

Huh huh huh… I can’t breathe.

Unf

hiddlesisanerd:

casualdorkpatrol:

Ah yes the halloween decorations are up

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perfect

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What the fuck is this

kirschteinvevo:

anon hate is like the weakest thing ever. imagine anon hate in real life. imagine a stranger running up to you with a bag over their head and screaming at you. imagine that. thats anon hate.

sherlockstuff:

Bᴇɴᴇᴅɪᴄᴛ Cᴜᴍʙᴇʀʙᴀᴛᴄʜ | Mᴏᴠɪᴇ Pᴏsᴛᴇʀs

steampanic:

idaresayihavetoomany:

its-always-funnier-in-enochian:

timelord-castiel:

rosskemp:

do i have cramps or has my appendix exploded

does my boob hurt or am i having a heart attack

am i on my period or do i have internal bleeding

these are our struggles

Thinking of dirty thoughts and getting an erection in awkward situations

The struggles of a man

boo hoo

thinking of my naked grandma isnt going to suck the blood back into my vagina

you need an award right now

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LET ME PLAY YOU THE SONG OF MY PEOPLE

thecatof24cylinders:

[Piano]

[Kyo screaming]

Something tumblr has taught me

fefeferi:

infinite-insanityy:

thesuperwalkingdeadangels:

gingeritt:

sargentwaffle:

natashhha:

“because of reasons” is always a legitimate reason

“because fuck you that’s why” is also acceptable 

“for science” is a good excuse

don’t forget the stars are not in position as a perfect reason to not do something

“Not since the accident.” can be the answer to any question.

you guys are leaving out “think of the children” as a way to persuade anybody to do something for you

oppas-eyeliner:

Steal his look: G-Dragon

Ferrero Rocher Chocolate: $9

Pink and Blue duster: $10

Toy stethoscope: $5

  • Person: "YOU SPEAK ANOTHER LANGUAGE?!"
  • Me: "Yeah..."
  • Person: "SAY SOMETHING IN IT!"
  • Me: -Forgets entire language-
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